From: "Jedi Anger" <jedianger@earthlink.net>
Subject: Re: Virtual Hall
Date: Thu, 9 Sep 1999 23:23:04 -0700
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars

Sean Collins <Seanpc@millenicom.com> wrote in message
news:37d87629@news1.starnetinc.com...
> Hey, I was thinking, suppose all the newsgroup frequenters (in the
> newsgroup of course) , say all the ones of Boyd's site, could put on 
> a headset and be teleported mentally to say a conference room (like 
> in the Matrix, our own little "Matrix" our own little conference room 
> universe) where on side of the table sat all Pro Trek debaters and 
> all Pro Wars debaters, and we could talk about it face to face 
> instead of here, well, hmm, my question is this, how long do you 
> think it would take the debate to come to blows, and WHO, 
> specifically, do you think would get ganged up on first? I'd say 
> Timothy Jones first, then Wayne Poe, then hmm, who else?

	I'd say Timothy, Paul, Elim, and Shoeless would get their asses 
kicked first. Then, the Baron says something about being Scottish, and 
Edam, D.J, Alex, the Baron, Jonathan, and Talon start fighting each  
other. Then, Kynes and Boyd get into a fight about religion, and start 
clawing each other's eyes out. Then, the Great Old Ones, Poe, Muir, 
Wong, Stowbridge, and Phong begin building their armies and starting an 
organized attack. Sir Graeme of Dice charges in battle with his sword, 
cleaving Trekkies and trolls left and right, while Chuck backs him up 
with his axe. Hit-man and MKSheppard ruthlessly gun down the Pro-
trekkers with their blaster rifles and AK-15s.
	The Trekkers, being beaten badly, are reinforced by Edam's army 
of penguins from Antartica. Meanwhile, Paul attempts a last ditch 
effort, bringing back the NRWD, and attempting to add in names from the 
phone book. Aron promptly makes a website about Paul, and busts his ass 
with a Final Solution. Poe uses his powers to raise the dead, and 
suddenly, Mad Rabbit, VMS, DJRock2000, Crystal Psyborg, Chris Mullane, 
and Vapthorne return. Wong says, "I want YOU for the Galactic Empire!" 
and plays the Imperial March.
	Legions and legions of loyal SWers form a vast army, and wipe out 
the evil penguins. Phong uses his powers to hack into the ST computer, 
and destroy all their systems. Meanwhile, Piett destroys Boyd's army of 
clones by landing the Executer on top of them. A little known Pro-
Warsie known as Warp infiltrates the Trekker ranks, then reveals 
himself to be actually the Sith known as Jedi Anger, and chops through 
their soldiers, gunning down the rest with neutronium bullets. Poe, 
Rabbit, and Stowbridge, leading their army smash through the enemy 
lines while Jonathan Willis, Mullane, McReynolds, and Ali attempt to 
fortify their positions against the impossible odds. Ali screams out "o 
shiit, were gone to di, I no it!". Mullane and McReynolds wisely 
surrender, while Ali and Willis get slaughtered, along with their army 
of Trekkers and trolls.